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Of all of the hilarious bits you've seen Dane do, what's the one that makes you laugh aloud every single time?
For me, I'd have to say it's either Christ Chex or the "BK Lounge Drive-Thru".
For me, I'd have to say it's either Christ Chex or the "BK Lounge Drive-Thru".
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Re: Favorite joke?
Fri, January 16, 2004 - 8:48 AMOf all the bits he does, the one I quote the most is "yeah, and I heard it, so I came out" and in close second for quotes is "Get me the bananas Angel"
But the one that alllways makes me laugh though is the ovaltine on the dvd... "ARE WE GONNA DO THE FUCKIN FORT!!!" Mainly because I get this image of me when I was three, accidentally getting into some speed. Ah the memories! -
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Fri, January 16, 2004 - 10:12 PMYES MA, I WILL MOVE MY BIG WHEEL FROM BEHIND YOUR CAR! Arewegonnadothefuckin'fort?!
:-) Love it.
And yeah, I always quote the bananas thing too. Ever seen how strangely people look at you when they have absolutely no clue what you're quoting? Heh. It's great. -
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Re: Favorite joke?
Mon, January 19, 2004 - 3:45 PMGotta go with
The Jeez-it or cruton o' christ
or "What was she doing putting her face near tires"
F___ you shark
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Wed, January 21, 2004 - 7:34 PMMy fave is the "Uuuuuuuummmmm Hello????" about someone cutting you off! haha I love it. Cus everyone totally does that shit -
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Re: Favorite joke?
Thu, January 22, 2004 - 11:20 AMI would have to say that my favorite is "Let's get that Huffy!". My mom gave me a password for strangers when I was little too.
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Sun, April 25, 2004 - 10:41 PMhmmmm....eather "ARE WE GOING TO DO THE FUCKING FORT!?!?!?"
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The molestation via drive through "..with the pickels...mmm..and the shakes..and the shakey pickels..and the pickels, and the pickels, AND THE PICKELS!"
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Tue, June 8, 2004 - 3:06 PM"Ummmmmm, hellllllooooo" Yes that one's good.
I also love "You might wanna check the date on that Lord, he's a lil stale".
"I just wanna dance!!" -
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Tue, June 8, 2004 - 10:28 PM"Screw chicks tonight bro! I GATA DANCE!"
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 11:31 AMhahaha yeah i laughed so hard i almost cried when he said that! :)
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Mon, October 18, 2004 - 11:28 AMi love to walk around the house chanting lets have some yum yums hahaha -
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Mon, November 22, 2004 - 8:01 AMFUCK GUYS I JUST WANNA DANCE!!
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Wed, March 2, 2005 - 9:11 PMfirst off any thing from shorties watching shorties is great, ie; the koolaid wearing tights, that guy at the office, getting excited over car accidents and cheating.
the one that always gets me though, is bathroom skit. what did like a big dog shake off in here? why is everything wet?!
and also....the bathroom scrawls.. when hes like, someone always goes back and puts mike is gay. as if mike's gonna come back and be like, hey! i'm not fucking gay!
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 12:30 PMI WAS HERE, BUT NOT AS A GAY!
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 5:29 PMI really like the "okay ma'am please pull around to the window... then there was a long pause and i hear 'where do i go?!'.... where do you go? you keep going on the one f#*%ing road youre on!........." bit.
but they are all so good, arent they? -
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Wed, March 30, 2005 - 5:40 AMThere are so many good ones!!!
I like the slip 'n bleed from your anus bit. Hilarious. -
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Tue, May 10, 2005 - 12:51 PMmy favorite one is the ice cream in the little boys face.
"and he said "you remember me forever, idiot", but I didnt say idiot, he was embellishing. he deserves to have ice cream smashed into his eyes, because he lies"! -
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Tue, May 10, 2005 - 12:52 PM"nice situation/horrible situation" is a pretty funny one too. -
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Tue, May 10, 2005 - 3:42 PMi like that one where he talks and it's funny and thank you for the help that i like it -
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Tue, May 10, 2005 - 4:25 PMthat is a good one. it's best if you can see him live doing it, as the audio version doesn't do it justice. -
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Sat, October 8, 2005 - 4:24 PM
My alltime favorite skit is the Kool-Aid one.... "I don't particularly like my Koolaid wearing tights!.... shuddup you GLASS BITCH!.... Naughty NAUGHTY Koolaid!!!" hahahahahaa!
I went to see Dane last night (Jay Davis was his opening act, super funny guy too). Dane RAWKED THE HOUSE!!! It looked like a sold-out show. Mostly college kids, but plenty of "older folk" as well.
He was insanely funny, I think I busted a gut laughing as hard as I did.
I loved his "someone shit on the coats" skit. But it was all great, hard to pick just one. He went on for over 1.5 hrs. without stopping once, not for even a sip of water. What a great entertainer. And HOTTT too!
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Re: Favorite joke?
Sat, July 15, 2006 - 11:56 AMDane Cook could make a joke about my great-grandma's funeral and he would still knock me the fuck out. I love BK drive-thru, shark rocket, mystery house (marshmallow marsh- That dane cook really is a funny bitch!), kool aid, car accidents... I better stop listing these before I realize how incomplete my life is when Dane Cook isn't around lol.
